“No worries!”
Two words. A perfectly polite answer. And you know it doesn't mean what it says.
“No worries!”
Not fine65% likely
Mildly annoyed. Best next move: Apologize properly.
An answer Jev gave earlier from jev-1.13.0, in 388 ms.
See the numbers
Actually fine?
Not fine65%
Can't tell30%
Actually fine5%
How upset
0.50 on a scale from 0 (not upset at all) to 3 (very upset).
Next move
Apologize properly42%
Carry on as normal23%
Do something kind. Don’t bring it up.22%
Why this matters at work
A customer writes “Thanks, that's fine.” A colleague writes “Noted.” A system that takes the words at face value closes the ticket anyway. See how this applies to financial services.
The name comes from a Marathi check-in, “Jevlis ka?” (“Did you eat?”), and its famous one-word answer. The joke works in any language.